Make It So: Green Lantern Corps the Movie by Jerry Whitworth
2010 was a transition period for DC Comics film adaptations. Batman Begins (2005) and The Dark Knight (2008) were massive box office hits and by 2010, Christopher Nolan was developing the final film for his Dark Knight trilogy. Alternatively, Superman Returns (2006), which was intended to be the Man of Steel’s big return to theaters, under performed and its sequel intended to be released in 2009 was scrapped. Development of a Wonder Woman movie was in limbo as Joss Whedon spent two years trying to get his picture made while in 2010 it looked like the Amazonian princess was going to become a television series from David E. Kelley that didn’t pan out. Writers Greg Berlanti, Michael Green, and Marc Guggenheim were tasked with bringing Green Lantern and the Flash to the big screen, the former for 2011 and latter soon after. But then, Green Lantern (2011) bombed at box office. Terribly rendered CGI (especially the Green Lantern’s uniform), a poorly written script that was overly goofy, and just an overall joyless viewing endeavor, the film was a financial and critical failure (though, Berlanti would later get to tackle the Flash, just on the small screen). The stink of the film remained for years, Ryan Reynolds trying to revive his poorly received portrayal of Deadpool in 2009’s X-Men Origins: Wolverine for a featured film only to carry another albatross around his neck while development of Man of Steel (2013), intended to create a DC Extended Universe similar to the Marvel Cinematic Universe, virtually abandoned all mention of Green Lantern for the burgeoning brand. It wouldn’t be until 2017 that the Green Lantern earned so much as a brief cameo and mention in the film Justice League that there existed any hope of its return. Recently, it was announced the DC Extended Universe will finally produce a new Green Lantern movie reportedly set to premier in 2020. Lets take a look at what such a film might entail.
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June 17, 2018 in Extreme Championship Wrestling, Professional Wrestling, World Championship Wrestling, World Wrestling Entertainment, Wrestling, Wrestling Time Machine
Tagged "Dirty" Dick Slater, "Flyboy" Rocco Rock, "Jungle" Jim Steele, "Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart, "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff, "Spark Plug" Bob Holly, "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson, "The Franchise" Shane Douglas, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, "The Taskmaster" Kevin Sullivan, 2 Cold Scorpio, 911, Adam Bomb, Angelo Poffo, Axl Rotten, Bam Bam Bigelow, Bart Gunn, Beaulah McGillicutty, Big Van Vader, Bill Alfonso, Billy Gunn, Bob Backlund, Bobby Eaton, Booker T, Bret "The Hitman" Hart, Brian Knobbs, Bunkhouse Buck, Cactus Jack, Chikara, Colonel Robert Parker, Dave Sullivan, DDP, Dean Malenko, Diamond Dallas Page, Diesel, ECW, ECW World Heavyweight Championship, ECW World Tag Team Championships, Extreme Championship Wrestling, Gangrel, Hack Meyers, Hakushi, Harlem Heat, Hulk Hogan, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Ian Rotten, Irwin R Schyster, Isaac Yankem DDS, Jeff Jarrett, Jerry "The King" Lawler, Jerry Sags, Johnny Grunge, Kama, Kamala, Kimberly, King Mabel, Lord Steven Regal, Luna Vachon, Mabel, Man Mountain Rock, Max Muscle, Men on a Mission, Meng, Mick Foley, Mo, Mustafa Saed, New Jack, Paul E. Dangerously, Pitbull #1, Pitbull #2, Randy "Macho Man" Savage, Raven, Razerhawk, Razor Ramon, Savio Vega, Scott Taylor, Scotty 2 Hotty, Shawn Michaels, Shinja, Sir Mo, Sir Robert of Eaton, Sister Sherri, Skip & Sunny, Smokey Mountain Wrestling, SMW, Stevie Ray, Stevie Richards, Sting, Sycho Sid, Tatanka, Taz, Ted DiBiase, Tekno Team 2000, The Bad Breed, The Black Phantom, The Blue Bloods, The Bodydonnas, The Diamond Doll, The Extreme Encyclopedia, The Gangstas, The Mad Capper, The Master, The Million Dollar Corporation, The Monster Maniacs, The Nasty Boys, The Phantom, The Pitbulls, The Public Enemy, The Renegade, The Roadie, The Sandman, The Smoking Gunns, The Undertaker, The Vampire Warrior, The World Wrestling Federation, Tod Gordon, Tommy Dreamer, Travis, Troy, TT2k, WCW, WCW Bash at the Beach, WCW The Great American Bash, WCW United States Championship, WCW United States Championship Tournament, WCW World Tag Team Championships, WCW World Television Championship, World Championship Wrestling, World Wrestling Entertainment, WWE, WWE Championship, WWE Intercontinental Championship, WWE King of the Ring, WWF, WWF Championship, WWF Intercontinental Championship, WWF King of the Ring, WWF Mat Caps, Yokozuna
Recently, Richard Rushfield of the entertainment newsletter The Ankler reported actor/director Jordan Peele approached Disney about producing a live action adaptation of its critically-acclaimed, cult classic animated series Gargoyles. The report went on to say, however, that given Peele’s momentum from his blockbuster hit Get Out (2017), the studio did not want to turn him down but was unwilling to greenlight the project and likely hopes Peele will take on another film and forget about the pitch. The news of the pitch though has spread like wildfire generating a lot of buzz online which could give Disney pause to genuinely consider the film (not unlike the impetus leading to 2016’s hit Deadpool). Gargoyles was a 1994 animated series created for the Disney Afternoon programming block to spotlight the company’s burgeoning animated television division. Created by Greg Weisman, known better today for Young Justice, Gargoyles ran for two seasons and featured a clan of magical guardian gargoyles in tenth century Scotland that were stone by day and flesh by night put to sleep in stone for a thousand years until awoken for a malevolent purpose by wealthy genius David Xanatos. Living in modern day Manhattan, the gargoyles combated Xanatos, rogue gargoyle Demona, unaging Scottish king Macbeth, mercenary band the Pack, ancient magician Archmage, and all manner of magical beings like Puck, Oberon, and the Weird Sisters of Shakespearean lore. The show failed to attain the level of massive ratings of competing series Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Batman: The Animated Series, and X-Men leading to its cancellation. A second animated series created largely without input from Weisman emerged called Gargoyles: The Goliath Chronicles in 1996 but was so reviled, future printed installments of the franchise treated it as non-canonical. In 2006, Gargoyles found second life as a comic book series written by Weisman for Slave Labor Graphics and Creature Comics continuing the show’s narrative until 2009 when Disney raised its licensing fee and the publisher abandoned it. Joe Books, who currently has the license to produce many Disney properties, planned on releasing a cinestory based on the first five episodes of the television series in 2016 but lack of pre-orders led to its delay and eventual cancellation. If the the buzz surrounding Gargoyles‘ adaptation into a major motion picture pan out, lets take a look as to who could portray its characters.
Global Expansion: The WWE Invades the World by Jerry Whitworth
In less than a couple of weeks, this year’s WWE United Kingdom Championship Tournament will air on the WWE Network as the company is reportedly moving forward with a UK-based ongoing series to air on its streaming service. While WWE’s aggressive expansion into the UK market was seemingly due to the return of World of Sport on ITV last year (which stalled only to recently get back on track), the UK scene has exploded of late (as has the wrestling industry in general). This is clearly evident by New Japan’s recent announcement of Strong Style Evolved UK N1 which happens only days after WWE airs its UK tournament. New Japan has already expanded its territory into the US in the last year and the UK is its latest bid to become a global brand like WWE. This has led to battle lines being drawn as WWE has made arrangements with UK promotions Insane Championship Wrestling and PROGRESS as well as snagging several of World of Sports’ stars while New Japan has formed an alliance with Revolution Pro Wrestling and prominently features Zack Sabre Jr (who participated in WWE’s inaugural Cruiserweight Classic), Will Ospreay, Marty Scurll, and “British Bulldog” Davey Boy Smith Jr. in its promotion (Ospreay and Smith are also both featured in upcoming episodes of World of Sport). However, these moves could very well only be the opening salvo for a much larger confrontation as WWE tries to bring its Network to every corner of the world and New Japan has been emboldened by its consistent significant growth to try and offer some semblance of competition since WWE consumed WCW and ECW to become the undisputed king of sports entertainment. The question then becomes what country will enter WWE and New Japan’s optics next.
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Tagged AAA, CMLL, Impact Wrestling, Jerry Whitworth, Lucha Underground, New Japan, NJPW, Noah, Ring of Honor, Stardom, TNA, World of Sport, WWE, wXw
Top 10: Toys for TTMU Season Three by Jerry Whitworth
On May 25th, the second season of The Toys That Made Us debuted on Netflix bringing an end to the eight-part documentary series about toylines that helped define the generations that grew up with them. Covering Star Wars, Barbie, He-Man, G.I. Joe, Star Trek, Transformers, Lego, and Hello Kitty, TTMU went over each toyline’s broad history while touching base with the effect they had on the people who collected them, at times weaving in celebrities whose lives’ were impacted by the toys. Stated within the opening sequence of each episode, TTMU was created as an eight-episode series however the concept could easily be expanded much further. Should Netflix order future seasons of TTMU, lets see what toys could be featured next.
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To My Friend by Jerry Whitworth
When I was a kid, for the most part, I was the only person I knew really into comics. Occasionally, I’d run into someone else who read them but it was a fairly solitary existence. My world changed in 2003 when I bought my first computer. I worked at a retail store and rather than a Christmas bonus, they gave you a slip you could use to get 10% off any one item in the store. I used mine for a computer I put on layaway and had a family member help me bring it home because my parents didn’t have a car at the time. Getting online, I found a horde of websites about comic book knowledge like DCU Guide, DC Cosmic Teams, Heroic Images, and the Captain’s Unofficial Justice League Homepage. These sites gave me the opportunity to expand my knowledge of comics without buying longbox after longbox of comics as I had before. At some point, I befriended Jason Kirk of the Captain’s site and I became a contributor from character profiles to his listing of cinematic appearances of characters to desktop wallpapers. I produced so many background images, Jason made a mini-site called the JLA Desktop and, to supplement it, I created a Yahoo! group called the JLA Micro Desktop. It was through this group I met Glenn Walker. While the group was primarily about images, we also had debates about current comics and past comics. In my thorough research of the medium, people viewed me as some sort of comic historian and thought I was twice my age. Glenn was a frequent contributor to our discussions and he became one of my first online friends before things like MySpace, Facebook, and Twitter existed. Over the course of running the group, JLA/Avengers began publication and I decided to host a tournament on the group. People would secretly vote among match-ups I set up and I announced the winner via stories I wrote about the fight. While I was published before for two essays I wrote about my life growing up in Philadelphia and had character profiles on the Captain’s site, these stories I told about these bouts were my first fictional tales that I shared with anyone. Everyone was a fan of these short stories but perhaps none more so than Glenn. He loved them. He wanted more of them. He wanted me to write for a living so he could read these stories that came out of my head. He may have been the biggest advocate I ever had in my life to write.
Snap into your Slim Jims, and shut off your Super Nintendo Entertainment System, it’s time for the latest installment of Wrestling Time Machine!
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Tagged "The Franchise" Shane Douglas, "The Giant" Paul Lauria, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels, "The Natural" Dustin Rhodes, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, "The Sexiest Man Alive" Jason, 1995, 911, Alex Wright, Arn Anderson, Avalanche, Bam Bam Bigelow, Big Bubba Rogers, Big Van Vader, Blacktop Bully, Cactus Jack, Charles Wright, Chief Jay Strongbow, Chris Benoit, Colonel Robert Parker, Dean Malenko, Diesel, ECW, Eric Bischoff, Extreme Championship Wrestling, February 1995, Harlem Heat, Hulk Hogan, Jason Vorhees, Jeff Jarrett, Johnny B. Badd, Kama, Kevin Sullivan, King Kong Bundy, Lawrence Taylor, Lex Luger, Mick Foley, Mikey Whipwreck, Paul E. Heyman, Paul Roma, Randy "Macho Man" Savage, Raven, Ric Flair, Roadie, Sabu, Sister Sherri, Stars & Stripes, Stevie Richards, Sting, Sycho Sid, Tatanka, Tazmaniac, Ted DiBiase, Terry Funk, The British Bulldog, The Broad Street Bullies, The Butcher, The Dangerous Alliance, The Faces of Fear, The Four Horsemen, The Million Dollar Corporation, The Monster Maniacs, The Nasty Boys, The Sandman, The Triple Threat, The Undertaker, Tommy Dreamer, Tully Blanchard, Vader, Vince McMahon, WCW, WCW Clash of the Champions, WCW Clash of the Champions XXX, WCW Saturday Night, WCW SuperBrawl, WCW SuperBrawl V, WCW Tag Team Championships, WCW Television Championship, WCW United States Championship, WCW World Heavyweight Championship, World Championship Wrestling, World Wrestling Entertainment, World Wrestling Federation, WrestleMania, WrestleMania XI, Wrestling Time Machine, WWE, WWE Championship, WWE Intercontinental Championship, WWE Monday Night RAW, WWF, WWF Championship, WWF Intercontinental Championship, WWF Monday Night Raw
Back in 2015, creator Jeff Martin (HEAT: The Space Age of Pro Wrestling, Wrestlemon) was asked to pitch a comic to a music magazine. Listening to one of his favorite bands Gwar, the song “Where is Zog?” played which planted the seed for what became his webcomic Where is Zog? on HeavyMetal.com. The series features aliens Grum and Zill marooned on an unfamiliar world in search of the mysterious Zog. Despite its science fiction-based premise, the piece is best described as a dark comedy as Grum and Zill race from life-threatening situation to life-threatening situation with comical gore and death. A running gag of the work is the different interpretations of what a zog is to the different cultures of the alien world (which undoubtedly is a nod to the reader themselves who have little idea what the Zog the story centers around is in fact). Admittedly, I’m not really the target audience for this piece. I have little idea about Gwar where in doing research into the band and its expansive mythology, only more questions seemed to emerge (it should be noted, Martin would eventually get to contribute to a Gwar comic in the final issue of Dynamite’s GWAR: Orgasmageddon mini-series). And while there are space-based science fiction and dark comedies I enjoy, it’s slightly out of my wheelhouse. Still, I found the work to be inventive and entertaining albeit difficult to encapsulate what it is. Spending a few days considering it, I would likely qualify it as if someone took a PG-13 version of the original Heavy Metal (1981) animated film short “So Beautiful and So Dangerous” and stuck it in a blender with Undertale, 2011 ThunderCats, and Rick and Morty and you’d have some idea what you’re in for regarding Where is Zog? It’s an ongoing journey that is yet resolved where Grum and Zill’s misadventures seem to stack upon themselves more danger which, seemingly, will result in an entire planet uniting to get rid of them. You can own Where is Zog? in print via its Kickstarter which ends November 9th and should ship by the end of the year.
Creepypastas, or horror-based urban legends from the internet, have grown in popularity in recent years with the likes of Slender Man, Candle Cove, and Jeff the Killer entering the mainstream. However, one of the earliest creepypastas is making a resurgence on the printed page. The Polybius legend is of an arcade cabinet video game called Polybius distributed by mysterious men in black to a handful of arcades in the Portland, Oregon area in 1981. These machines acted as part of a psychological experiment, one that made players addicted to it, induced various psychological affects (amnesia, night terrors, sleepwalking, depression, seizures, hallucinations, etc), and led to some committing suicide before the game disappeared a mere month after debuting. As with the other noted creepypastas, there are people out there who believe in the existence of this game (which some attribute to the early version of the 1981 Atari game Tempest which reportedly gave a player a migraine in Portland). The phenomenon surrounding Polybius even led to the development of a documentary from Todd Luoto, Jon Frechette, and Dylan Reiff that, due to lack of funds, culminated into a currently ongoing seven-part podcast series centering around Bobby Feldstein who claims the game was real and played a part in his supposed abduction (as well as the abduction of at least one other child). About six months ago, a crowdfunding effort would begin to produce the first issue of a comic book based on the legend of Polybius. Titled Polybius Dreams, Ben Grisanti, Keith Grachow, and Ester Salguero through Grisanti’s Hypnotic Dog Comics recently published its first issue and are currently crowdfunding for its second chapter of the four part series. Following a trio of lovable losers in Patrick, Paul, and Michael in 1986 Autumn Hill, NY, a mysterious new game called Polybius arrives in the small town’s arcade followed by the deaths of several youths. Friends with the arcade’s co-owner, the trio are given the opportunity to play the new addictive game after hours thus pulling them into the suspenseful mystery.
Grab yourself a bag of Butterfinger BB’s, set your VCR to record TekWar and tune in to the latest Wrestling Time Machine Column, as we flip the switches and travel back to January of 1995!
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Tagged "Spark Plug" Bob Holly, "The Franchise" Shane Douglas, "The Giant" Paul Lauria, "The Natural" Dustin Rhodes, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, 1-2-3 Kid, 1995, Alex Wright, Arn Anderson, Avalanche, Bam Bam Bigelow, Bobby Eaton, Bret "The Hitman" Hart, Cactus Jack, Chris Benoit, Dean Malenko, Diesel, ECW, ECW World Heavyweight Championship, Hack Myers, Harlem Heat, Hulk Hogan, Irwin R Schyster, Jason, Jean-Paul Levesque, Jerry "The King" Lawler, Johnny B. Badd, Kevin Sullivan, King Kong Bundy, Mantaur, Marcus Alexander Bagwell, Mikey Whipwreck, Pamela Anderson, Randy "Macho Man", Raven, Razor Ramon, Ron Simmons, Sabu, Scotty Riggs, Shawn Michaels, Stevie Richards, Sting, Tatanka, Ted DiBiase, The Butcher, The Faces of Fear, The Four Horsemen, The Million Dollar Corporation, The Monster Maniacs, The Patriot, The Public Enemy, The Sandman, The Tazmaniac, The Triple Threat, The Undertaker, Tommy Dreamer, Tully Blanchard, Vader, WCW, WCW Tag Team Championship, WCW Television Championship, WCW World Heavyweight Championship, William Shatner, Woman, Wrestling Time Machine, WWE, WWF Championship, WWF Intercontinental Championship, WWF Royal Rumble, WWF Tag Team Championship
Hello my precious professional wrestling pals, and welcome to another edition of Wrestling Time Machine! We’ve got the dates keyed in on our time circuits, the Flux Capacitor is a-roaring to go, all to take us to February of 1997*!
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Tagged "Dr. Death" Steve Williams, "Hollywood" Hogan, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, "The Stalker" Barry Windham, "The Taskmaster" Kevin Sullivan, Ahmed Johnson, Bret "The Hitman" Hart, Buh Buh Ray Dudley, Chris Benoit, Chyna, Crush, D-Von Dudley, DDP, Dean Malenko, Debra McMichael, Diamond Dallas Page, ECW, ECW Tag Team Championships, ECW World Heavyweight Championship, Eddie Guerrero, Farooq, Goldust, Headbanger Mosh, Headbanger Thrash, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Jeff Hardy, Jeff Jarrett, John "Bradshaw" Layfield, Justin "Hawk" Bradshaw, Kevin Nash, Kronus, Lex Luger, Lord Steven Regal, Lost His Smile, Marlena, Matt Hardy, Miss Jacquelyn, Nancy Benoit, Owen Hart, Prince Iaukea, Randy "Macho Man" Savage, Raven, Rey Mysterio Jr, Road Warrior Animal, Road Warrior Hawk, Rob Van Dam, Rocky Maivia, Sabu, Saturn, Savio Vega, Scott Hall, Shawn Michaels, Steve "Mongo" McMichael, Sting, Sycho Sid, Syxx, Terry Funk, The British Bulldog, The Dudley Boyz, The Dungeon of Doom, The Eliminators, The Four Horsemen, The Giant, The Hardy Boys, The Hardy Boyz, The Headbangers, The Legion of Doom, The Nation of Domination, The New Blackjacks, The New World Order, The NWO, The Outsiders, The Road Warriors, The Sandman, The Undertaker, Vader, WCW, WCW Cruiserweight Championship, WCW SuperBrawl, WCW SuperBrawl VII, WCW Tag Team Championships, WCW Television Championship, WCW World Heavyweight Championship, Woman, Wrestling Time Machine, WWE, WWE Network, WWF, WWF Championship, WWF European Championship, WWF In Your House, WWF In Your House 13: The Final Four, WWF Intercontinental Championship, WWF Tag Team Championships
Wrestlemon: Gotta Review ‘Em All by Jerry Whitworth
Known primarily for his webcomic HEAT: The Space Age of Pro Wrestling (fusing pro wrestling and science fiction), cartoonist Jeff Martin is combining together elements of pro wrestling with another genre in battle monsters. Wrestlemon (2017) parodies the popular Nintendo property of Pokémon (short for Pocket Monsters) while also parodying pro wrestling with allusions to lucha libre in its featured monsters and homages for the likes of “The American Dream” Dusty Rhodes, “The Nature Boy” Ric Flair, Jake “The Snake” Roberts, John Cena, Demolition, Ultimate Warrior, and more. The plot revolves around rookie trainer Jacey and her Wrestlemon Technico (after the lucha libre term “tecnico” meaning technician and referring to a babyface or hero) as they begin their path toward competition in the world of Wrestlemon. In their way is Jacey’s rival Thad and his Wrestlemon Roodo (after the lucha libre term “rudo” meaning rough and referring to a heel or villain) as Thad struggles to escape the shadow of his legendary father and his Wrestlemon Flaireon. All paths lead to a Wrestlemon gym where Jacey and Thad must prove their worth as trainers and their Wrestlemon demonstrate the ability to overcome in such a highly competitive environment.